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j1mble:

moniker-padacklyte:

rememberthetimewefellinlove:

"Fearless snake killing motherfucker"

"Personally victimised by shampoo"

IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FRED? LIKE SERIOUS??? dead dead dead?


lilyjcollinns:

The second I met Sam I felt as though I had known him a year. I’d say he’s an old soul, so silly, a total ‘bloke’. He made me feel so confident, I trusted him right away.



movie:

Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines

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baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

igperish:

Aziz Ansari is a Feminist


Kiss her like she’s the last woman on Earth. Like shes’s 8 months pregnant and you’re about to go to war. Like your heart will stop beating if your lips are not in contact with hers for but a second.

— (via morosea)

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

Retro grade amnesia is a condition where you don’t remember anything before your trauma.

— (via psych-facts)

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god